hyrude:

u ever have cravings that are like “you WILL eat a rice krispies treat or there will be consequences. you have 24 hours”

(via firefoxed)

hotboyproblems:

dad: why are you drinking coffee at 10pm?

me: time is an illusion. once you realize that, you can transcend, and live in bliss

me: *takes sip*

me: also i have a 10 page paper due in the morning that i haven’t started

(Source: sunpuppies)

paekistan:

them: u can’t just cut away ppl like that

me: snip snip

(Source: parkistan, via kardashiansfuckyeah)

blindbirdnerd:

just-shower-thoughts:

Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

not if i drink enough alcohol! take that you prying creep

(via kardashiansfuckyeah)

mythaelogy:

do you ever get overwhelmed by the amount of history in the world that you don’t know

(via studyign)

michaeldirnt:

my mind says college but my heart says isolated sheep herder in Iceland

(Source: grenedae-deleted, via firefoxed)

planers:

“I like drinking coffee alone and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone and walking home alone. It gives me time to think and set my mind free. I like eating alone and listening to music alone. But when I see a mother with her child, a girl with her lover, or a friend laughing with their best friend, I realize that even though I like being alone, I don’t fancy being lonely.”

— Unknown

(Source: help-n-quotes)

marimopet:

he doesn’t think about you at all. carry on with your work. u have things 2do

(via lateparisnights)

marimopet:

he doesn’t think about you at all. carry on with your work. u have things 2do

(via lateparisnights)

pakistaniheaux:

heart: randomly starts beating faster
me: what is it what do you see

(via thebootydiaries)

moonisneveralone:

henryclervals:

we’re almost in the ‘20s and dadaism is thriving, europe’s in a shambles, everyone is broke and the right wing is on the rise so i guess we really don’t learn a goddamn thing huh

This is really the post I was looking for

(via jupiterbabe)

darthvcder:

“kids these days are so cringey w their fortnite dances-” are none of yall going to acknowledge the shit we did. are we not going to acknowledge gangnam style. what does the fox say. if we go older hamster dance. crazy frog. the fucking duck song. the llama song. charlie the unicorn.

let he who is without sin throw the first stone